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What did the answering machine say to from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
What did the answering machine say to the telephone? Take my word for it.

How is a telephone like a dirty from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They both have rings!

Why did the chicken walk on the from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line!

How do like really laidback types answer from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow.

How do scaredycats answer the phone Yellow from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
How do scaredy-cats answer the phone? Yellow?

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler? Ringworm!

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a telephone with a fat football player? A wide receiver.

Caller My goodness Operator Your nose is from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
Caller: My goodness, Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up, I can't understand you. You should really take something for that cold. Operator: Good idea. I'll take the rest of the day off!

What animals talk on the telephone the from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
What animals talk on the telephone the most? The yakety-yaks!

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster? A wake-up call!

Hello police Please send an officer over from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry, this isn't the police station. It's the Delicatessen. Oh. Well, in that case, please send over a pastrami sandwich!

Caller Operator Operator I dont know whats from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
Caller: Operator! Operator! I don't know what's wrong with my phone, but I can't make long distance calls any longer! Operator: Don't worry. Your long distance calls are long enough already!

Caller Operator Operator Call me an ambulance from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay. You're an ambulance!

Party Host Hello Phone Caller Im trying from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
Party Host: Hello? Phone Caller: I'm trying to reach a Ms. Nidiot. Her first name is Ima. Could you please ask if anybody at your party knows her? Party Host: I'd be glad to. Please hold on. (shouts) Excuse me, but does anybody know Ima Nidiot?

How can you tell if a bee from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? You get a buzzy signal.

What do you get when you cross from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!

Caller Operator Operator Do you know my from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriend's line has been busy for an hour? Operator: No, but if you hum a few bars, I might be able to sing along with you.

When doesnt a telephone work underwater When from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
When doesn't a telephone work underwater? When it's wringing wet!

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ? A lot of crackling on the line !

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ? A wedding ring !